Warning: This is going to be insane, these insane ideas come directly from a night of editing and suggestions made by my writing friends.. err.. co-insanity creators… err, fellow insane writers…. You know the ones with no sleep.
1) Make money with your blog: Go to Google AdWords— you’ll get traffic.
** Note: Do not do this– you will spend money not make it.
2) Work as a singer and actor– see you are multi- talented, and you can be better than those reality people who have millions of books out there.
3) Self-Publish with AuthorHouse, or IUniverse or Xlibris, buy the biggest package, publicity is a good thing right?
4) Start a blog, everyone makes money with a blog right? Then talk about your pets and kids on the blog… you are writing about something.
5) Ask around, I am sure that there is someone out there who will pay you to follow them and write about their lives, for say a million dollars.